Colonoscopy tomorrow, clear liquid diet today. So I'm making myself a nice, peach jello on jello sandwich.

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Anyone care for a Drink of a Different Color?
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We only hear a buzz, but bees are actually constantly composing complex melodies they hum to themselves. And when they've come up with a really good riff, a bee will sometimes just sit there tapping its toes to a beat only it can hear.
Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
How much water it takes to fill a backyard anthill: three minutes and counting. . .
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I've been trying to reseed a bare spot ants made in my lawn, but they keep churning it up. In retaliation I thought I'd flood their nest. But three minutes (8+ gallons) later. . . how deep is this thing!?
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Spontaneous Rapid Disassembly of Davidazide
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Any song lyrics you heard wrong the first time, know better now, but still hear (and prefer to sing) the wrong words to, now?
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Ants Have Allergies!?

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And u/Pyrhan seems like a sandwich kind of guy, but with a strictly organic namesake: Pyr-H-An

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A radioactive thio-oxime heterocycle seems more appropriate for u/cnorahs' namesake: CNORaHS

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u/Kcorbyerd's namesake high entropy alloy: K/Co/Rb/Y/Er/²H

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Tyrannosaurus Rex evolved to be so big, so they could defend themselves from cats.

Shitty facts about animals, from Trashpandas to Slowbears to Jackdaws. Cute pictures accompanied by shitty titles, like "TIL Zoos can only have one emperor penguin at a time; any more leads to a political coup d'état."
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Now all I need for my titration, is a suitable indicator

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The eco-friendly chlorofluorocarbon: not a greenhouse gas, can't reach the ozone layer

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DIGI-COMP 1: The first digital home computer
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The first digital home computer, DIGI-COMP 1: programmable, 3 bit, ~1 Hz "CPU"
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Playing NIM on the first digital home computer: DIGI-COMP 1
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Mechanics of operation of the 3 bit, digital home computer from 1963: DIGI-COMP 1
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The (selfish)chicken has figured out how her feeder works Now closes it in time so the alpacas don't eat all the food.
Animals are getting smarter. Let the proof be shown!
Our old water softener burped some of its resin into our pipes. So I've spent the last two days cleaning out our faucets, flushing lines, replacing toilet valves, and having our washing machine put back into service.

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FWMO (Ferris Wheel Molecular Orbital) Evolution in Holey Graphyne
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Hey, we averaged 13 yards on 4th down!
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Well, it’s in the blood. I come from a long line of ___ OWE
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